how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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