Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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