their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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