check it out our google latitudes are spooning
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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