we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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