If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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