So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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