he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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