and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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