Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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