If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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