we're blogging at a bar
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
