But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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