omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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