Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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