you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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