Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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