How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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