I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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