Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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