You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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