You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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