I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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