and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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