I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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