Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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