exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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