What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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