I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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