I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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