i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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