Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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