Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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