I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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