But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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