That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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