brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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