Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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