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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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