My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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