Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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