she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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