You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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