My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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