this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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