This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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