bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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