he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just pee around me
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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