he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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