How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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