Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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