don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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