i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Randomize
