Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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