You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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