i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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